qwuff

An overly abundant amount of hair, or bush. Usually people with curly hair in humid environments sport a qwuff.

That chick has a qwuff on her head.

by Bartimus October 15, 2006

Qwuffle

It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.

"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."

by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014

qwiffed

Totally missing something you are aiming for

Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!

by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

Motha Quff

A person or thing that either causes shock to a person, gains respect of a person, or does something of admiration. Often used in awkward situations, as a greeting, nickname, and for humor. (TM Mark Hentges)

"Oh, what's up motha quff?"
"What a motha quff"
"That motha quff is crazy"

by mobile leprachaun January 24, 2010

qauff

When its a really hot day and ur balls stick to your leg, causing a little air bubble to get trapped in between the lag and the ballsack, causing a farting sound

Dude, I heard my friend qauff so loud last night, it was disgusting

by Figger_Naggot May 30, 2017

Qwiffendor

Qwiffendor is used as a derogatory word manly used with both genders mostly directed to dick heads

Dick head: your moms gay and your daddy’s lesbian lol
White kid: haha fuck you, you stupid “qwiffendor”

by The racial word maker March 8, 2018

Qwumfing

The act of sniffing bike seats

Hey! I so Joan from down the street Qwumfing Kevin’s grifter.

by Ginger Barbarian. March 25, 2019