It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.
"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."
A person or thing that either causes shock to a person, gains respect of a person, or does something of admiration. Often used in awkward situations, as a greeting, nickname, and for humor. (TM Mark Hentges)
"Oh, what's up motha quff?"
"What a motha quff"
"That motha quff is crazy"
When its a really hot day and ur balls stick to your leg, causing a little air bubble to get trapped in between the lag and the ballsack, causing a farting sound