NICKY's definitions

chin skin

The uncomfortable stubble rash on a girlie chin following a lengthy snogging session with her fella

Adele accused Nick of not shaving often enough when she realised she had chin skin for the 3rd time in a week

by Nicky July 10, 2006

jack-ups

Derogative term for trousers worn too short (approx 1-3 inches above the shoe), often with white socks underneath making the jack-up more obvious.

Check that guy's jack-ups
My best trousers had shrunk, resulting in fairly serious jack-ups

by Nicky November 28, 2004

Blumpy

Deficating while recieving oral sex.

Let's go to the bathroom, I need a Blumpy

by nicky September 4, 2003

undules

The description of a males genitals.

Oh come here baby and let me fettle you undules....

by Nicky January 14, 2005

QWAUFLE

WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.

DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF

by NICKY November 13, 2012

Mhuglette

Anything and everything you could imagine.

Yo my mhuglette, you look extremely mhuglette today. Hello my friend, you look ravishing today.

by Nicky November 18, 2003

mr2

A hairdressers car. gay poof.

He drives a hairdressers car..its an MR2

by Nicky December 28, 2004