QWAUFLE 

WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.

DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF

QWAUFLE by NICKY November 13, 2012

Qwaffle 

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

Qwaffle by i<3glee March 14, 2011

Qwaffle 

A waffle made of cake batter in a belgian waffle iron.

The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.

Qwaffle by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011

Qwaffle 

Much similar to the term"Queef" (Vagina fart), except to fart out of the penis.

What's that smell? I think Adam just "Qwaffled"

Qwaffle by johowavesand43 June 14, 2011

Qwaffle 

herpes infected homosexual

You are a qwaffle!

Qwaffle by THE MAN MAN101 October 19, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019