QWAUFLE

WHEN A FAT GIRL THINKS SHE IS ABOUT TO QWEEF BUT SHARTS INSTEAD.

DIANNE:I HAVE TO QWEEF SO BAD

NICKY: DONT PUSH TOO HARD YOU MIGHT QWAUFLE YOURSELF

JASPER: IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE

RYAN: DIANNE WHATS THAT STAIN ON YOUR SHORTS JESSICA: DIANNE I THINK YOU QWAUFLED YOURSELF

QWAUFLE by NICKY November 13, 2012

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Qwaffle

The brightness of your socks. The brighter your socks are the more qwaffle you are. If the your socks are fuzzy, this adds to your qwaffleness.

WOW, you are quite qwaffleious today!

Qwaffle by i<3glee March 14, 2011

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Qwaffle

A waffle made of cake batter in a belgian waffle iron.

The qwaffle can be made of any flavor cake batter (i.e. devil's food, white, funfetti, etc.) and covered with frosting.

Qwaffle by Northern Michigan Univ Student June 16, 2011

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Qwaffle

Much similar to the term"Queef" (Vagina fart), except to fart out of the penis.

What's that smell? I think Adam just "Qwaffled"

Qwaffle by johowavesand43 June 14, 2011

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Qwaffle

herpes infected homosexual

You are a qwaffle!

Qwaffle by THE MAN MAN101 October 19, 2009

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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