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When its a really hot day and ur balls stick to your leg, causing a little air bubble to get trapped in between the lag and the ballsack, causing a farting sound
Dude, I heard my friend qauff so loud last night, it was disgusting
qauff by Figger_Naggot May 30, 2017
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quaffted 

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.
I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.
quaffted by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015
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Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.
"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado
A name to describe a man with a very large penis

A man with a big penis
Damn, he must be qaffr.”
qaffr by Qaf man November 20, 2022

Quaffable 

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.
Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.
Quaffable by Stogie1991 February 15, 2018
the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine
I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.
quaffee by gRegWord October 19, 2016
It is the queef bubble that many-a-girlfriends will have come to know by now. The queef bubble is the little ball of air that sits somewhere between a woman's friendly female petals; it sits there like the little pocket of air inside a snow globe. It does no harm and yet how aware of it we are.
"Why are you shifting in your seat like that, First Lady Obama?"
"I've got a qwuffle."
Qwuffle by KowzaMatsawza July 22, 2014
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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