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quick draw 

The inability to hold one's sperm in for more then two minutes during:foreplay, oral sex, and/or intercourse.Usually results in a very unhappy/confused partner.
One Minute Wonder and Horney Heather were gettin it on, and One Minute Wonder was givin it his all and making quite the impression. The next time OMW and Horney Heather went out their time together was... less that satisfactory. But, Heather being the wonderful and caring person she was decided to give OMW one more chance, and another and another. Unfortunatly Heather was not seeing any improvement. She therefore decided that OMW was a hopeless "quick draw" and left him immediatly.
quick draw by Jackie May 13, 2005
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quick draw 

When a guy is a "one pump jump" which means he cums too fast.
I wanted to have an orgasm from sex, but my boyfriend is such a quick draw that he had to go down on me when he was done.
quick draw by lmg October 15, 2003

quick draw mcgraw 

When a male is pleasuring himself and last 30 sec. or less.
Justin was referred to as Quick draw mcgraw because he was a premature ejaculater.

quick draw mcgraw 

The act of blowing your load prematurely in one's pants and/or boxer briefs due to minimal excitement from a male or female.
Nicholaus R Blanchard of Monroe NH quick draw mcgrawed in his boxers due to minimal excitement from a snaggle toothed individual who later turned out was his cousin, he praised god for this premature miracle.

Quick Draw Game 

A game popularized by students at University of Northern Iowa, where two contestants squat ten feet apart, remove pants and undergarments, and place hands under their buttocks. The first contestant to successfully defecate into his/her hand and throw fecal matter that strikes their opponent is the winner.
In order to settle a friendly dispute over sports team preference, Charles and Grant decided to play the Quick Draw Game. The game ended with Grant admitting that the Trail Blazers were, in fact, the better team, and visiting the doctor for pinkeye infection.
Quick Draw Game by doctortaco July 25, 2011

Quick Draw Mcgraw 

When you are having sex, doggy style with a female. When she is not looking, with your index finger pointed out and thumb cocked like a pistol, lick your index finger and ram it up her asshole, thus giving her suspense and catching her off guard. This is known as "Quick Draw Mcgrawin".
Last night i was fucking this bitch, and when she was about to cum, i Quick Draw Mcgrawed her, and she screamed and came. It was funny as hell
Quick Draw Mcgraw by AlphaBush April 2, 2010

Quick Draw Mcgraw 

The act of after having sex with a condom on you get up with the excuse of getting water or food, take two or three steps, ripping the condom off and chucking it at her face. This takes great skill, aim and quick reflexes.
And after we were done i Quick Draw Mcgrawed that bitch.

Nick is such an ass, after he fucked me he got to get something to drink and Quick Draw Mcgrawed me.
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