Quarateen

A student who is stuck in their home because some dumbass decided to eat bat soup. They are bored as shit and are going insane.

I am a quarateen
You are a quarateen

Quarateen by trishlikefish78752 March 25, 2020

Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.

“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”

Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020

quaranteen 

Kids born between 2001 and 2007, who were technically teenagers during the Covid-19 quarantine period in 2020.

Some quaranteens were scared they wouldn’t graduate because of the virus.

quaranteen by melo.die March 27, 2020

Quanteen 

Quanteen is the name given to the number between five and six. It is found by dividing Tristan's variable by kristers fraction. The former is equal or not equal to the latter

Mrs Duffy: What did you get for question B Alex?
Alex: Mrs, is the answer quanteen?
Mrs Duffy: Yes that is correct.

Quanteen by Tristers December 21, 2022

Quarterninja

A Jewish ninja skilled in the art of silently swiping pocket change from unsuspecting Japanese pachinko players. Often wearing a yarmulke and reeking of gefilte fish, quarterninjas are usually unsuccessful in their endeavors.

Hikaru: What the hell? I think a masked Jew just stole a quarter from me!

Ichiro: Yeah bro, you gotta watch out for those quarterninjas. They would steal a parking meter if it wasn't attached to the curb!

Quarterninja by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Quaranteens

Another name for gen z. Most of gen z were teenagers during the coronavirus pandemic, so their generation is nicknamed the quaranteens

Most Quaranteens were born in the 2000’s

Quaranteens by Soooomebodyyyyyyyy December 8, 2020

Quaranteed 

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

Quaranteed by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015