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quaranpeen 

When you are single and in quarantine during a global pandemic and you put the call out for some sexual healing.
Girl, I have been locked in the house for two weeks and I could really use some quaranpeen right now!
quaranpeen by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020
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QUARANPEEN 

When a couple is home on a mandated lockdown for quarantine, the spouse is given the quaran-peen. Basically its sex during a quarantine.
The health department mandated a 14 day quarantine, so that is gonna be a lot of quaranpeen the wife will be getting as our cable is out.
Or.. During the lockdown, the wife got a ton of quaranpeen.
QUARANPEEN by Shamrock Seamus February 4, 2022

Quaranteened 

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020

Quaranpeeve 

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.
"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."
Quaranpeeve by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020

quaranteen 

Kids born between 2001 and 2007, who were technically teenagers during the Covid-19 quarantine period in 2020.
Some quaranteens were scared they wouldn’t graduate because of the virus.
quaranteen by melo.die March 27, 2020

Quaranteens

Another name for gen z. Most of gen z were teenagers during the coronavirus pandemic, so their generation is nicknamed the quaranteens
Most Quaranteens were born in the 2000s
Quaranteens by Soooomebodyyyyyyyy December 8, 2020

Quaranteed 

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.
"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer
Quaranteed by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015
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