Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020

quarandating

When people pursue romantic relationships while recognizing social distancing and other recommended CDC guidelines during a pandemic.

Grace and Sergio practiced quarandating during the pandemic to help protect older relatives within their respective families.

by Johnny Donut March 20, 2020

Quaranting

Your boo thing during quarantine and self-isolation.

Im about to facetime my quaranting.

I found a new quaranting.

Watching Netflix with my quaranting.

by honebooforyou March 26, 2020

Quarantings

A bunch of bayd bitches in quarantine or a group of tings in isolation.

AP: Yo whose comin over?
Chet: I got some hunnies that just got out of quarantine. You could call them my quarantings

by Snaplatts March 18, 2020

Quaranting

The act of properly practicing social distancing while establishing a mutually beneficial relationship with a new person, in the isolation of your own home.

(A play on ting)

Zay: Man, I heard that Anna met this new guy on Tinder yesterday. Too bad she's quarantined due to COVID-19.

Jason: Nah man! He actually went over to her place, decked out on personal protective equipment. They maintained at least six feet of distance but became pretty close (figuratively speaking, of course). They're a quaranting now.

by RansomXX March 17, 2020

Quaranting

a shordy that you're only affiliating with because quarantine has you bored asl

"yo I didn't know you knew Sally like that"

"yeah we been snapping, that's my quaranting"

by yeuurrrr April 10, 2020

quaranting

Your quarantine baddie/bae.

Friend: Who you hanging with tonight? Want to come out with the boys?

You: nah I’m going to be with my quaranting

by anonymous September 14, 2020