Snaplatts's definitions

Influenzer

An influencer that uses social media to express fake concern for people effected by pandemic viruses

AP: I can't believe these influencers on ig keep faking their concern for people w corona
Riley: that's what i call a influenzer

by Snaplatts April 10, 2020

Obliterfaded

When you are utterly destroyed or wiped out from getting too high.

"What happened to you last night? You were supposed to meet us for drinks" -AP
"My bad man, I got so damn high, I was absolutely obliterfaded" -Nick H.

by Snaplatts March 14, 2018

caterpillared

The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.

AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh

by Snaplatts July 14, 2019

Coastists

A group of people that favorite one coast over another. Typically associated with the USA.

Kyle: I can't believe they the NFL is starting this second MNF game at 10:20 EST. Do they care about us at all?

AP: No dude, they're a bunch of coastists. They totally cater to all the needs of the West Coast. It's total bullshit

by Snaplatts September 9, 2019

Planting

The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"

"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

Babe Salad

An extremely hot girl that you want to eat out for days.

She has so many toppings you don't know where to start.

"Holy shit did you just see that chick?"
"She was unreal"
"What a babe salad"

by Snaplatts November 30, 2017

Gate Dashed

When DoorDash drops your food off at the gate and not up to your door.

I spent $15 on delivery and these mf’s gate dashed me again

by Snaplatts June 26, 2021