Quaranting
Quaranting by honebooforyou March 26, 2020
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Quaranting
The act of properly practicing social distancing while establishing a mutually beneficial relationship with a new person, in the isolation of your own home.
(A play on ting)
(A play on ting)
Zay: Man, I heard that Anna met this new guy on Tinder yesterday. Too bad she's quarantined due to COVID-19.
Jason: Nah man! He actually went over to her place, decked out on personal protective equipment. They maintained at least six feet of distance but became pretty close (figuratively speaking, of course). They're a quaranting now.
Jason: Nah man! He actually went over to her place, decked out on personal protective equipment. They maintained at least six feet of distance but became pretty close (figuratively speaking, of course). They're a quaranting now.
Quaranting by RansomXX March 17, 2020
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Quaranting
Quaranting by yeuurrrr April 10, 2020
quaranting
Friend: Who you hanging with tonight? Want to come out with the boys?
You: nah I’m going to be with my quaranting
You: nah I’m going to be with my quaranting
quaranting by anonymous September 14, 2020
quarantinelockdown
Quarantinelockdown is when your state or country places and executive order to force people to stay home.
Every state and country has been placing an executive order for a quarantinelockdown, to prevent the Coronavirus from getting worse!
If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!
If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!
quarantinelockdown by Mr.OVERWIT April 3, 2020
Quarantine Grooming
Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.
When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.
(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.
(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"
Quarantine Grooming by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020
quarantitties
As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.
Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine
Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
quarantitties by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020
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