Québexico 

A term used to describe the condition of hospitals, highways and universities in the french-canadian province of Quebec. More like Mexico than the rest of North-America (except maybe Louisiana)

When Corey and Trevor visited Québexico, they ate some bad poutine and he had to spend time in a Québexican hospital.

Québexico by Reggie Live December 14, 2008

Quebexico 

Like the name the country the province is implied to be comparable to in infrastructure, it is also a place well known for its lax liquor laws and lower drinking age, compared to its neighbouring liquor oppressive province, Ontario. For those that live and drink there, this is the promised land.

Popular tourist destinations include Montreal, Mont Tremblant, and various supermarkets and Costcos in the Gatineau area. They can be spotted with the Ontario license plates all over parking lots, and often be spotted loading multiple 55 packs of beer in the trunks of their car.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna be going to Quebexico before the camping trip.

Person 2: Awesome, be sure to bring back enough for everybody!

Quebexico by yours_to_discover October 28, 2012

Quebexico 

Describes the state of education, health care and highways in the french-canadian province of Quebec. More like Mexico than the rest of North America (except maybe Mississippi).

Don't eat bad poutine at Tremblant or you might spend time in a Quebexico hospital.

Quebexico by Reggie Live December 13, 2008

Quebexico 

A term used to refer to the region along the border of Quebec and Ontario, where English, French, and slang are used interchangeably.

Quebexican is also used to refer to a resident of this region.

I went to Quebexico and all of the English words had a 'z' at the end.

Quebexico by Nateasaurus January 21, 2010

Québécois Thumb War 

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.

"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean

Québécois Thumb War by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014

Quebexican 

(adjective) Describing all things originating from the Canadian province of Quebexico; including people, objects, dirty accents, & strippers.

The Quebexican stripper wowed the 15 year old audience in Hull, Quebexico; where according to Quebexican law, you must be this tall to drink legally.

Quebexican by Axel Ski February 25, 2010

quebecoise 

A woman from Quebec, Canada. Most of them are gorgeous. They almost all speak French (at least the pretty ones) but English also and with a beautiful accent.

I wanted to date a quebecoise but I ended up with a bitch from Ontario.

quebecoise by Derek Wilson March 10, 2008