Quebecock 

A person with a small and misshapen penis, or a person born in either France or Quebec. Can also be used to replace asshole or other words in a sentence.

damn, that new kid is such a fucking quebecock
what a quebecock
i heard warren has a quebecock
i sacked that 10th grader right in his damn quebecock

Quebecock by themanmythandorlegend September 27, 2009

Québécois Thumb War 

An age old tradition in the Canadian province of Quebec. This means of competition involves two combatants, the first competitor to shove his thumb up the other's anus is the defined victor. The provincial champion also gains the honor of being the leader of Quebec's Bloc Québécois Party.

"My father will not admit that I am a man, I will defeat him in a québécois thumb war." - Jim

"Mario Beaulieu is an idiot, I wish someone would just challenge him to a québécois thumb war already" - Jean

Québécois Thumb War by OrangeChocolate July 20, 2014

quebecoise 

A woman from Quebec, Canada. Most of them are gorgeous. They almost all speak French (at least the pretty ones) but English also and with a beautiful accent.

I wanted to date a quebecoise but I ended up with a bitch from Ontario.

quebecoise by Derek Wilson March 10, 2008

Quebecois 

- A French-Canadian
- A native of Quebec
- A dialect of French language spoken in Quebec

Jean Chretien is Quebecois

Quebecois by Tom September 19, 2004

Quebecois French 

French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.

In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.

Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?

Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaît?

Quebcois French: *grumble*

Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*

Quebecois French by I don't speak German January 20, 2009

parti-quebecois 

canadian third world political party based in quebec that thinks that anything english threatens the very existence of the quebec french population. so they came up with the bright idea of trying to seperate the province of quebec from the rest of canada.

the parti-quebecois next move:colonize the moon and make it a french utopia...lets hope they forget to bring the oxygen!!

parti-quebecois by RICOG$ November 3, 2005

QueerCock 

also pronounced "Kurecock", describes an excessively dirty, drunk, obnoxious, goofy college-aged male." Generally used as an insult.

"Adam got wasted and got his car stuck in my yard last night"

"Wow what a queercock"

QueerCock by RlCHARD HEAD January 28, 2008