QUAPS

Quick Ass PIMP SLAP

Oh, this bitch is trippin' imma have to give her a QUAPS right quick!!!

by NINJA PIMP PAT August 24, 2009

quaps

A website that offers both financial quote information, and community stock rating information.

"Hey Todd, did you look up how that stock is performing on a quaps site?"

by Keyser Sose October 2, 2007

Quasar

An attractive girl/woman that radiates a stellar feminine quality (derived from the astronomy term of the same name meaning: an extremely luminous active galactic nucleus, in which a supermassive black hole with mass ranging from millions to billions of times the mass of the Sun is surrounded by a gaseous accretion disk.)

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Quampsack

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

Quagsire

Quagsire is an absolute unit and derps its way around the Johto region of Pokemon.

Jeff: Quagsire is an absolute unit.
Jeff is correct.

by BrickWildcat January 8, 2019

quasi-stalk

To almost but not really stalk someone.

The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.

by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011

quasi quadratic

The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.

What the hell is a quasi quadratic?

by It'sMillerTime October 23, 2018