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Nigger Pweese

When an African American's girlfriend begs for something from her man.
"Awww, Nigger Pweese can i have some Kool Aid!?" OR

"Nigger Pweese don't make me suck your fowl 'ol cheesy bell end"

Or sometimes used as 'You must be joking'-

Bubba- "That Lindsay Lohan's a real classy chick"

Hoopeye- "Nigger Pweese!!"
Nigger Pweese by Itsspermiate October 20, 2010

PeeSee virgin 

Usually refer to a PC gamer or a PC mustard race dude with no social life, waistline exceeding 36 inches, over 25% body fat, fedora wearer, never touched a woman in his life. A person who willing to pay $2000 to buy dated potato that can't keep up with a console and believe their inferior platform able to play every single video game at 4K resolution and 120 frame rate even when every benchmark test told them otherwise.
Bob: "bla! wanna see 4k/120fps on my $300 PC? mustard race ftw!(then breathing hard)"

Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"

Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"

Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"
PeeSee virgin by BlackHobama September 8, 2016

pwesents 

Items given by movie studios or other corporations to ensure a positive review of one of their products. These can be in the form of anything from all expense paid trips to sets or locations to expensive items to money simply stuffed into envelopes. Also see Harry Knowles.
I luv pwesents! So send me a pwesent and I'll be sure to give your movie a positive review like I did for Godzilla!
pwesents by I Am Jack's User ID December 5, 2005

peesexual 

someone who is attracted to other pee
Idoit: I think I am peesexual
person : no your just dumb
peesexual by GenGingg July 2, 2021
A Babyish form of please that works well for people who need something.
Pwease, do this for me Pwease!
Pwease by JC January 15, 2004

peese chizza

adjective: (p-ease chee-zuh)
the superior equivalent to cheese pizza. the secret to it's superiority is its 16 cheesy; or peesy, layers.
Person 1: wow that cheese pizza has about 20 layers of cheese
Person 2: yeah that's a real peese chizza
peese chizza by around1:32 July 21, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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