JC's definitions

blue balls

What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.

I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.

by JC October 16, 2004

blocka

fuck you, fuck it

blocka motherfucker!

by jc July 16, 2003

maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 28, 2002

baiting

An excuse a troll uses upon posting an idiotic thread or reply to a messageboard. Usually said after said troll is flamed and shown of ones idiocy.

OMGzors I wasn't serious LOLz0rs!!!111 I was just baiting you and you fell for it!!

by JC October 22, 2004

dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

by JC January 5, 2005

broken

To be VERY drunk
To be VERY high
To perform a Jackass style stunt and get injured.

'Man, I got so broken last night!'
'That just broke me!'

by JC August 30, 2003

lemonheads

the best indie rock band of the 90's (except for the pixies of course!) with Evan Dando as their front-man. Let's face it, Evan Dando was the fuckin' Lemonheads. Who knows or even cares about the rest of the goddam band.

the Lemonheads were one of the best bands ever...

by JC December 14, 2004