pwesents 

Items given by movie studios or other corporations to ensure a positive review of one of their products. These can be in the form of anything from all expense paid trips to sets or locations to expensive items to money simply stuffed into envelopes. Also see Harry Knowles.

I luv pwesents! So send me a pwesent and I'll be sure to give your movie a positive review like I did for Godzilla!

pwesents by I Am Jack's User ID December 5, 2005

Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

Atheist Children Get Presents Day by Cate B February 12, 2009

wrapping presents 

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

wrapping presents by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace 

A sketch comedy TV show that aired in 2016, and was created by comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE). It aired on Adult Swim, a network that used to air really cool and underrated shows created by underground artists and comedians, but now airs shitty superhero shows and Rick & Morty.

A second series was funded in 2022 after the show was cancelled after it's first season, and should be out soon.

Cool ass mf: Have you seen Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace?
Another mf who is cool: Yes. World Peace was a good show overshadowed by controversy.

Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace by DankAssPicklePop June 14, 2023

drop some presents down the chimney 

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....

Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

drop some presents down the chimney by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009

wrapping presents 

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

wrapping presents by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

td presents 

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

td presents by twalshy13 May 11, 2020