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pushometrics 

The mistaken notion that the more often or the harder you press an elevator button, the faster it will arrive.
Jacob kept impatiently hitting the 'down' button for the elevator so I had to give him a lesson in pushometrics.
pushometrics by TCP2315 November 24, 2010
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Pussommelier 

A Pussommelier (püˈsɒməljeɪ/ or /pūsʌməlˈjeɪ/; French pronunciation: poosɔməlje), or vagina steward, is a trained and knowledgeable pussy professional, normally working for free, who specializes in all aspects of cunnilingual service as well as pressure and rhythm pairing. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a fuckboy in fine dining today. It is opined by PussSommeliers Australia that the role is strategically on a par with that of the executive lesbian or jouet de sexe.1
That dude from an episode or two of Sex & the City who was famous for going down on chicks, he's a Pussommelier. Always capitalize that shit!
Pussommelier by nwg5004.1 August 19, 2016
A cross between a pussy ( sensitive person, or male who does not date girls, and just hangs out with them) and a possum ( a rodden that plays dead when approached with a difficult situation.) Otherwise a person who is very sensitive, or does not stand up for themselves, what they believe in, or their friends and plays death.
"Gage is such a pussom, he never stands up for me when I talk about my period and when Austin makes fun of me."
pussom by Sumarin January 19, 2008

pussometer 

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.
Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter
Very cute dawg 😋 often also called ron. He loves treats, watermelon, hammock, and cuddles. But his only source of true happiness is walks. On his walks, he will stop at flowers and grass and he will sunbathe in them, while looking like a model obviously😍. He is very friendly and only borks when he suspects danger. Puszo will become Opera Ron when you play piano. His talents are singing, being cute, boxing, and literally every other talent you can think of. 10000000/10 dawg.
Puszo Shuszo
puszo by Cerealwheats88 July 9, 2021

pussomatic

A vehicle with an automatic transmission usually driven by pussies too scared to drive a manual transmission vehicle.
Buyer: Hi, I'm calling about the truck you have for sale. Is that a manual?

Seller: no its an automatic

Buyer: Sorry I'll get clowned driving a pussomatic in my hood.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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