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Pussommelier
A Pussommelier (pĂźËsÉmÉljeÉŞ/ or /pĹŤsĘmÉlËjeÉŞ/; French pronunciation: poosÉmÉlje), or vagina steward, is a trained and knowledgeable pussy professional, normally working for free, who specializes in all aspects of cunnilingual service as well as pressure and rhythm pairing. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a fuckboy in fine dining today. It is opined by PussSommeliers Australia that the role is strategically on a par with that of the executive lesbian or jouet de sexe.1
That dude from an episode or two of Sex & the City who was famous for going down on chicks, he's a Pussommelier. Always capitalize that shit!
Pussommelier by nwg5004.1 August 19, 2016
pussom
A cross between a pussy ( sensitive person, or male who does not date girls, and just hangs out with them) and a possum ( a rodden that plays dead when approached with a difficult situation.) Otherwise a person who is very sensitive, or does not stand up for themselves, what they believe in, or their friends and plays death.
pussometer
Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter
pussometer by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016
puszo
Very cute dawg đ often also called ron. He loves treats, watermelon, hammock, and cuddles. But his only source of true happiness is walks. On his walks, he will stop at flowers and grass and he will sunbathe in them, while looking like a model obviouslyđ. He is very friendly and only borks when he suspects danger. Puszo will become Opera Ron when you play piano. His talents are singing, being cute, boxing, and literally every other talent you can think of. 10000000/10 dawg.
Puszo Shuszo
puszo by Cerealwheats88 July 9, 2021
pussomatic
A vehicle with an automatic transmission usually driven by pussies too scared to drive a manual transmission vehicle.
Buyer: Hi, I'm calling about the truck you have for sale. Is that a manual?
Seller: no its an automatic
Buyer: Sorry I'll get clowned driving a pussomatic in my hood.
Seller: no its an automatic
Buyer: Sorry I'll get clowned driving a pussomatic in my hood.
pussomatic by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac October 12, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organizationâs average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.