pussometer
Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter
pussometer by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016
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pussypeter
Tom only screws the ladies in the dark with a strap on. Even though he has a pussypeter he keeps it real.
pussypeter by Teepeetree November 10, 2017
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pissometer
Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.
pissometer by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008
pussopener
Penelope sat in the stirrups of the gynecologist's office as the pussopener slowly opened her birth canal.
pussopener by HelmetGuy46 April 11, 2023
pussdometer
Player #1: "How was the drillin' last night, cuz?
Player #2: "She bangs, she bangs, bro; that girl had some serious mileage on her pussdometer."
Player #2: "She bangs, she bangs, bro; that girl had some serious mileage on her pussdometer."
pussdometer by Muhfuh August 28, 2006
cussometer
A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.
cussometer by raidercoy March 24, 2009
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