pussometer 

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

pussometer by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016

pussypeter

An inverted penis and tiny ball sack resembling female genitalia.

Tom only screws the ladies in the dark with a strap on. Even though he has a pussypeter he keeps it real.

pussypeter by Teepeetree November 10, 2017

pushometrics 

The mistaken notion that the more often or the harder you press an elevator button, the faster it will arrive.

Jacob kept impatiently hitting the 'down' button for the elevator so I had to give him a lesson in pushometrics.

pushometrics by TCP2315 November 24, 2010

pissometer 

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

pissometer by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008

pussopener 

(medical.) Speculum.

Penelope sat in the stirrups of the gynecologist's office as the pussopener slowly opened her birth canal.

pussopener by HelmetGuy46 April 11, 2023

pussdometer 

Expression indicating the relative mileage on a woman's vagina.

Player #1: "How was the drillin' last night, cuz?

Player #2: "She bangs, she bangs, bro; that girl had some serious mileage on her pussdometer."

pussdometer by Muhfuh August 28, 2006

cussometer 

A meter to define or measure a cuss word's effect on the general public and or anyone who may use it. A means to determine what words are generally acceptable and what words should not be used in a conversation. Ever.

The word jerk is very high on Marcy's cussometer.

cussometer by raidercoy March 24, 2009