pussomatic

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A vehicle with an automatic transmission usually driven by pussies too scared to drive a manual transmission vehicle.

Buyer: Hi, I'm calling about the truck you have for sale. Is that a manual?

Seller: no its an automatic

Buyer: Sorry I'll get clowned driving a pussomatic in my hood.

pussomatic by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac October 12, 2021

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Pussmatize

When a man is hypnotized by your pussy and loves to have a lot of sex with you.

I got his ass pussmatized.

Pussmatize by Migena Qordja August 24, 2016

Related Words

pussomatic • Pussymatized • Pussatic • Pussmatize • Pussmatized • pussyatically • pussymatised • pussy magic • Punk-o-Matic • Punk-o-matic 2

Pussymatized

Pussymatized is when the pussy so good that you cant get over the person and you will actually kill that person if they give up your pussy and you so insecure about the pussy if she jam a next man u must know.

Jen got me pussymatized

Pussymatized by Jayden Steven May 4, 2018

pussymatised

When you've been hypnotized by the pussy.

You will do anything just for the pussy. You've been pussymatised bro.

pussymatised by Bigg Jefe October 11, 2020

Pussymatized

When your body part and my body part get along you to end up feeling discombobulated like dayum smiley!

My girl got me all fucked up and feeling pussymatized I can't get enough of it.

Pussymatized by Therealrosiecheeks July 11, 2022

Pussymatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the PUSSY of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for the PUSSY. Even if the pussy isn't all that great, he doesn't know the difference because he is pussymatized.

Man. I haven't seen Gabriel in forever; he is totally pussymatized by that girl!

Pussymatized by Trashman666 April 18, 2017

Pussatic

Someone with an unhealthy fixation towards cats

"Anthony is writing a song to his cats. He is such a pussatic"

Pussatic by AntChi October 22, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026