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Pussyjob 

When a woman uses her pussy to slide back and fourth, grind, and to beat a man's meat without him going inside her
Man: I need a pussyjob from my wife
Pussyjob by Mackckck July 3, 2018

Pussyjob 

The act of rubbing, grinding or sliding the outer lips of a wet vagina against an erect penis until a man ejaculates.
I'm not allowing you to put that filthy little cock inside my tight, wet pussy, but I'll give you a hot & nasty 'pussyjob' until your cum explodes.
Pussyjob by Trevrep August 27, 2016

Pussychomp

Much like the idea of Mrs.Pacman, she gets eaten by ghosts, but when enraged the opposite happens, she eats all the ghosts. To put it into real life perspective when a pussy is being eaten out and the woman has had enough and becomes enraged she tries to gain retribution by chomping back. At this point in time the pussy is unstoppable and furious, it will do everything in its power to get him off. With extremely accurate and with a lethal force the pussy chomps its prey, eliminating the threat and providing nourishment and safety for the colony.
Patricia: Quickly someones home we have to stop!
Bob: Fuck that shit it's probably nothing
Patricia: I mean it! Stop right now!
Bob: MunchMunchMunchMunchMunch
Patricia: I'm warning you! You better stop right now!
Bob: Shut up you fucking whore!
(Pussy becomes enraged and lets loose a bloodthirsty pussychomp, ripping off all facial tissue off of Bob)
Bob: AHHHH WTFFF!!!!
Patricia: I told you to stop!
(Bob Dies from blood loss)
(Patricia cleans up the body by devouring the remains with a canabalistic pussychomp swallowing Bob's whole body in one deadly strike.)

Pussynomics

The study of the buying and selling of pussy, largely constructed by the market for prostitutes.

Can also be used in reference to simping, since when one simps they are intentionally paying for what would normally be free pussy
Parker: “Hey man, why does it cost so much to get some pus these days?”
Ryan: “It’s simple pussynomics Parker, supply and demand my friend.”
Pussynomics by Don Frankie August 31, 2020

pussycotton 

Worn, dried up, spent (in reference to pleasure).

The term cotton is reflective of an absorbant material. Much like the term cottonmouth (dry mouth / the mouth which is dry), pussycotton refers to quite literally dry pussy. Which in turn is reflective of pleasure, or in this case a lack there of.
Jaded, life has become pussycotton.
pussycotton by Prasand J. January 8, 2006

pussycrumbs 

The debris that falls off an unkempt vagina. Such items include: toilet paper, lint, pussy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.
Roy got a mouth full of pussycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty bitch from Shamokin.
pussycrumbs by The real Kyda August 12, 2010