pussyboarding

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.

Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.

by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussyboarding

The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.

As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)

"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."

by UppityDave July 10, 2012

Pussyboarding

When you are eating your female partner out and in the process of her approaching orgasm she starts to release her bladder, squirting in and around your mouth.

True patriots finish the job and don’t succumb to a woman’s pussyboarding as the clitoral tongue interrogation intensifies and the waves of squirt bombard the fortunate (but also unfortunate) fellow between her legs.

by Rilla J May 24, 2024

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

Pussy Boarding

When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.

My gf enjoys pussy boarding my face.

by Kisa22 June 23, 2022

pussyboating

the action of motorboating a woman’s breasts but replacing the breasts with a woman’s vagina.

She told her partner that pussyboating is her favorite form of foreplay.

by bo <3 March 17, 2026