Pussy Prison 

When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.

Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison

Pussy Prison by Jacker Smacker April 4, 2020

prison pussy 

A "prison pussy" is a configuration of facial hair which surrounds a man's mouth (also known as a "goatee"). This ironic term is intended to insult a man who thinks his well-trimmed facial hair makes him look tough. The overt implication of the term is that men in prison would use his mouth like a vagina. This insult is especially powerful when it is spoken by a woman.

Do you know that guy John? He's a white guy, about 6 feet tall, with a prison pussy.

prison pussy by ~jasonc July 7, 2006

Pussy To Prison Pipeline 

The path all simps eventually take when they are desperate, broke, stupid and horny enough to be manipulated by queens into fighting somebody or committing crimes for pussy they never get. Beating up an ex, a side piece, stealing cars to take her places, robbing Luis Vuitton to put clothes on her, stealing another simp's loot, running scams, drugs, whatever hustle it takes to stay on her hamster wheel of pussy.

Yo I'm doing time for dat bitch! She's my queen! Ima hit that ass when I get out tho! The pussy to prison pipeline is a round trip ticket bruh!

Pussy To Prison Pipeline by Left Wing Fascist May 7, 2023

Prison Pussy 

Goatee

He's got a hot prison pussy!

Prison Pussy by Outlaw April 9, 2003

Prison Pussy 

The mouth of a male prison inmate who either willingly or under duress sucks dick while in prison. Sometimes used more narrowly to refer to such inmates who wear goatees or mustaches.

The term serves as an analogy to the vagina's role as receptacle for the penis, with male facial hair viewed as analogous to vaginal pubic hair

I see DaShawn's wifie on cell block is growing a goatee now. I bet that prison pussy is gonna tickle his balls when he's gettin' his knob polished.

Prison Pussy by BxMuscle October 4, 2010

prison pussy 

A highly stylized form of barbering that removes male facial area within the areas of each side of the face extending from the cheekbones to the collarbone (excluding a mustache and chin beard) that was first made popular among males in the United States during the Civil War with the circulation of magazines featuring engraved images of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Why, I do declare, Boulegard --- your decision to grow out your prison pussy is truly enhancing your appearance of being a refined southern gentleman!

prison pussy by ElmerGantry August 14, 2016

Prison pussy 

Noun:
1 Jail's version of pussy
2 A man's asshole
3 incarcerated pussy

Bubba: boy howdy you are lookin fine joey!
Joey the Rapist: thanks my nigg you know i enjoy keeping in shape.
Bubba: nice ass, back where i come from we call that thurr prison pussy!
Joey the Rapist: thanks i guess...
(anal rape almost always follows a conversation with the word "prison pussy")

Prison pussy by Thahooddefined69 March 15, 2009