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A "prison pussy" is a configuration of facial hair which surrounds a man's mouth (also known as a "goatee"). This ironic term is intended to insult a man who thinks his well-trimmed facial hair makes him look tough. The overt implication of the term is that men in prison would use his mouth like a vagina. This insult is especially powerful when it is spoken by a woman.
Do you know that guy John? He's a white guy, about 6 feet tall, with a prison pussy.
by ~jasonc July 06, 2006
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The mouth of a male prison inmate who either willingly or under duress sucks dick while in prison. Sometimes used more narrowly to refer to such inmates who wear goatees or mustaches.

The term serves as an analogy to the vagina's role as receptacle for the penis, with male facial hair viewed as analogous to vaginal pubic hair
I see DaShawn's wifie on cell block is growing a goatee now. I bet that prison pussy is gonna tickle his balls when he's gettin' his knob polished.
by BxMuscle October 03, 2010
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A highly stylized form of barbering that removes male facial area within the areas of each side of the face extending from the cheekbones to the collarbone (excluding a mustache and chin beard) that was first made popular among males in the United States during the Civil War with the circulation of magazines featuring engraved images of Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Why, I do declare, Boulegard --- your decision to grow out your prison pussy is truly enhancing your appearance of being a refined southern gentleman!
by ElmerGantry March 04, 2016
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1 Jail's version of pussy
2 A man's asshole
3 incarcerated pussy
Bubba: boy howdy you are lookin fine joey!
Joey the Rapist: thanks my nigg you know i enjoy keeping in shape.
Bubba: nice ass, back where i come from we call that thurr prison pussy!
Joey the Rapist: thanks i guess...
(anal rape almost always follows a conversation with the word "prison pussy")
by Thahooddefined69 March 15, 2009
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The tuft, or patch of hair that grows in the small of a guys back...just over his ass.
"Dude, your prison-pussy's so thick it looks like a hedge hog's crawlin outta your ass!"
by Spookata October 26, 2005
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