Pussy Flares

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When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.

Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .

Pussy Flares by D-Liscious August 15, 2019

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pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

pussy flakes by Jer0EM August 3, 2008

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Pussy Flakes

The wetness from a pussy drying up on a body part allowing the wetness to be peeled off said body part

Last night after I finger fuked my girl.in the car my finger was so wet so I put it out the window to let it air dry. I peeled the flakes off my hand and ate her pussy flakes. Their GREAT!!!

Pussy Flakes by Hambone74 September 8, 2018

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pussy flare

1. The name you call someone who is trash
2. The name you call someone who is a pussy
3. The name you call someone who sucks that thicc dicc

“Hey Colton, your a pussy flare.”

pussy flare by Yer fat mum May 20, 2018

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Pussy Flakes

The name Pussy Flakes reminds me of the unique musician named Yung Pussy Flakes, who has a captivating and eccentric style. It's funny how the mind can make connections, even if they might be a bit unconventional.

omg is that pussy flakes? reminds me of yung pussy flakes

Pussy Flakes by CHICKENTHIGHS102 May 1, 2023

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Pussyflakes

1.)n. The flakes of the crust growing on an especially nasty pussy
2.)n. Someone who exhibits or could be likened to pussyflakes.

1.) She shook her PUSSYFLAKES on me.

2.) Hey, what's up PUSSYFLAKES?

Pussyflakes by Clayboy May 10, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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