adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.

Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.

pussytard by hehnehseees February 20, 2011

pussytard

a term of endearment for a female. as in a female that acts retarded.

you're such a pussytard now drop to your knees and suck my (bleep)

pussytard by Uceil August 3, 2007

pussyward

a hospital ward where women with blue waffles or stretched vaginas go when they need their thing checked

you got that mean case of blue waffles, we better take you to the pussyward

pussyward by 1N November 30, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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