Pussy Card

When a person quits suddenly on a task

Person 1:"He just quit in the middle of the season. Why"
Person 2: " idk, but he pulled the pussy card big time"

by WTF1oh1 February 14, 2010

revoked your pussy card

Meaning you don't get your pussy licked only the dick

Babe I revoked your pussy card but you can get this Dick

by MrFukkWidIt January 14, 2019

Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

pussytard

adjective: Used when describing someone who possesses the qualities of a pussy and a retard. Also known as someone who is both stupid and a scaredy cat.

Girl #1: What the fuck, he's being so stupid and is not even owning up to his idiocy.

Girl #2: Don't even pay attention to him, he's a pussytard.

by hehnehseees February 20, 2011

pussytard

a term of endearment for a female. as in a female that acts retarded.

you're such a pussytard now drop to your knees and suck my (bleep)

by Uceil August 3, 2007

pussyward

a hospital ward where women with blue waffles or stretched vaginas go when they need their thing checked

you got that mean case of blue waffles, we better take you to the pussyward

by 1N November 30, 2010