pussyward

a hospital ward where women with blue waffles or stretched vaginas go when they need their thing checked

you got that mean case of blue waffles, we better take you to the pussyward

by 1N November 30, 2010

Pussytar

It is a person who can make any female wet in matter of seconds

My friend: looks at a female

Kat:I am wet
Me to my friend: you are the Pussytar *bow down*

by Follower of the pussytar November 1, 2019

pussysand

When the boy is obsessed with the girl. Stops hanging out with lads. Much like quicksand/ opposite of dicksand.

"Andreas mate, ur in the pussysand" - Marcus

by Tvggbhn February 21, 2017

Pussywank

The act of getting a wank but instead of it being with somebody's hand, its off a pussy. In other words sexual intercourse.
Can be also used to describe a person or just a thing you can say whenever you feel like it

I'm horny as fuck scan, I'd fucking love a pussywank.
Ah fuck lad, thats a pussywank

by Jacktheshitterscanbox March 19, 2017

pussybird

Glass birds typically hung on a Christmas tree that you’d like to smash because they were given to you from your spouses overly controlling, or opinionated matriarch.

“I don’t want to hang those pussybirds on the tree this year.”

by Pbirdpro77 November 2, 2019

Pussyland

An expression used to describe a place that is heavily populated by presumably “available” women.

We’re going to Pussyland this weekend, anybody want to come?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2020

pussyfart cumface

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

Noone has very much respect for the pussyfart cumface.

by Squeejek October 14, 2020