thecerealraper's definitions

Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

Crucifying

A sex position where the guy holds up a girl like they are being crucified and fucks them from behind.

Cody tried crucifying Maddy to give her a good time. Her hole was never the same.

by thecerealraper June 7, 2018

The Elmo Effect

When a guy fucks a girl so hard she bleeds all over her bush and it turns red like Elmo’s fur.

Mike destroyed Maria’s pussy and gave her the Elmo Effect

by thecerealraper June 7, 2018