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pussy bacon 

when a fat, old, ex pregnant or just plain ugly chikka is getting Labiaplasty usually something like the The Barbie a to remove her saggy labia the plastic surgeon uses a surgical laser to cut off her meat flap wings in the process cooking the removed labia turning it into tasty pussy bacon
" another beverly hills designer vagina! now what to do with all this pussy bacon"
pussy bacon by bobofdoom March 30, 2015

Pussy bacon 

A sex position, When u smashing a bitches pussy up and u eating bacon at the same time.
Man last night i pussy baconed that girl up.

Magic pussy bacon 

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"

bacon pussy 

Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.
Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.

bacon's pussy 

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
bacon's pussy by El cheeky November 15, 2017

pussybaconcum 

when yo dick slaps against the sides (the pussy bacon) and u cum everywere.
eatng the booty on the low haha skraa
whispers in her ear, "oh babes u wet as I'm inside u fam, oh god I'm pussybaconcum
pussybaconcum by mrbootyconsumer November 28, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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