'What happened to you when that fight kicked off bruv? I heard you ran and hid in a skip
like a fuckin pussclart?!'
'Nah mate that aint true. I didn't do that'
'So did you
like touch her
pussy?'
'Mate, I gotta tell you. I was gonna but when I pulled down her pants, I saw her fat bush. The pussclart inside me came out'
'What you do then?'
'Put my kappas on, went downstairs and ate all of her muller corners'