purrito 

traditional house cat wrapped in some sort of cloth or rug

"Booger, my meowntain cat, has made a purrito in the rug!"

purrito by Booger! February 20, 2008

Purrito 

A burrito for cats!

Doug: Hey everyone, what kind burrito does a cat eat?! A purrito!

Will: Well what did the sheep say about that joke? Baaaaaad!

Doug:*cries*

Purrito by bananaphone123 February 26, 2009

purrito 

A pussy burrito.
As in, a cat wrapped up in a tortilla.

Laura: My .. hunormous cat that doesn't stop meowing. :(
Elliot: Make him into a burrito.
Laura: A purrito. Haha.

Elliot: I could seriously eat a purrito right now.

purrito by Laura the Almighty One April 15, 2008

Puritopian 

A Puritopian is a self-described liberal or progressive whose political orientation is to be angry, dissatisfied and unhappy with the state of the nation, because in their view, liberal policies are not being implemented quickly or forcefully enough. They have particular contempt for Democratic presidents.

They are ideological purists who disdain compromise and incremental change, which they see as "selling out" liberal ideas like full employment, an end to war, and liberal social policy. Their views can often sound like utopian fantasy where opposing views never exist.

Puritopians dislike Republicans but reserve their greatest disdain for Democratic presidents, whom they relentlessly attack for not meeting a set of ideological goal posts that are constantly adjusted to ensure that the president will be deemed a disappointment, "not progressive enough" or "just like a Republican" no matter what policy achievements are made.

Puritopians routinely dismiss or ignore congress' role in making or impeding policy, believing presidents can simply "use the bully pulpit" in order to overcome constitutional or legislative obstacles.

Puritopians have an affinity for 3rd party politics as a way to punish Democratic presidents. They are especially hostile to President Obama and deem anyone who expresses a lack of ill will toward him to be "Obamabots" and enemies of liberalism.

Puritopian supersedes Emo Progressive. (Seen as too pejorative).

Example1: After Eric Holder announced congress had blocked the Justice Department from trying 9/11 mastermind KSM in civilian court, social networks lit up with puritopians complaining that President Obama had broken his campaign promise to end military tribunals. Their criticism did not mention congressional Democrats who helped block Holder.

Example2: Puritopians dismissed healthcare reform as a failure, saying President Obama should have used the bully pulpit to achieve a single payer system, despite the fact that Sen. Harry Reid made it clear that such a plan could not pass the Senate.

Puritopian by shoqvalue January 10, 2012

Purriot 

The act of Period and Purrr fucking and creating purriot this is word means great but slayyyyyy the best of both worlds purrriot

Kim k - Donald trump has a shrimpy dick nicki minaj - ahhhhhhh purriot

Purriot by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear January 24, 2022

porrito 

"fumarse un porrito" la jerga urbana uruguaya para definir el acto de fumar canabis para get high cuando estas low

-che y si nos fumamos un porrito?
-mmm, pero no se si estara el enano
-bueno vamos a lo de rosita

porrito by Sagef March 12, 2005

Puritopian 

c. 2012 A useless, infantile twitter term made up by twitter trolls meaning people who have too much "pureness" in their liberalism. Specifically to used against anyone who is a democrat and questions the current Administration in the Whitehouse

"I call people Puritopians because it makes me feel superior to others. Meanwhile I might be actually helping the right wing win by stirring up infighting - but who cares - blaming others is so much easier than actually doing something."

Puritopian by freefromdogma January 12, 2012