porrito 

"fumarse un porrito" la jerga urbana uruguaya para definir el acto de fumar canabis para get high cuando estas low

-che y si nos fumamos un porrito?
-mmm, pero no se si estara el enano
-bueno vamos a lo de rosita

porrito by Sagef March 12, 2005

purrito 

traditional house cat wrapped in some sort of cloth or rug

"Booger, my meowntain cat, has made a purrito in the rug!"

purrito by Booger! February 20, 2008

porrit 

1. Used to describe someone who is an asshole or douchecaptain.

2. Someone who is greatly disliked.

3. Also used to describe ass/shit smell.

1. The guy that took my order was a real porrit.

2. I went to a club and Quentin tried to fight me, he's such a fucking porrit.

3. It smells like a porrit in here.

porrit by Roango September 1, 2005

Pooritos 

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

Pooritos by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011

Purrito 

A burrito for cats!

Doug: Hey everyone, what kind burrito does a cat eat?! A purrito!

Will: Well what did the sheep say about that joke? Baaaaaad!

Doug:*cries*

Purrito by bananaphone123 February 26, 2009

purrito 

A pussy burrito.
As in, a cat wrapped up in a tortilla.

Laura: My .. hunormous cat that doesn't stop meowing. :(
Elliot: Make him into a burrito.
Laura: A purrito. Haha.

Elliot: I could seriously eat a purrito right now.

purrito by Laura the Almighty One April 15, 2008

Porritt 

A last name typically associated with slack off underachievers; someone that you don't want to cheat off of

OMG that kid should just drop out. Haha is everyone with the last name Porritt this stupid?

Porritt by TheLastNameDictionary November 22, 2010