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dick punt 

When a guy is spooning his significant other and pushes them off the couch with their dick.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I dick punted her off the couch.
dick punt by DicKing May 19, 2016
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Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Punster by G July 21, 2015

Rap Punt Return 

A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.
Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.
Rap Punt Return by Dustocrat March 20, 2016
This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.

There are two ways used in P.R.:

1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.
1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)
puñeta by Rickitin May 9, 2020

Puluthi Kuzhanthai 

A kid less than 10 who talks way above their maturity not because of critical thinking or intellect but through the training given by their parents, religious cults or political parties to garner likes and views in YouTube, Twitter, Facebook for catharsis whose prime viewers are either "amiable" retired boomers or salty jobless teens.
Yasvanth: *starts talking about IyaM-BeeDi ratings*
WhatsApp Mama: Wow!! very talented he must surely have a very bright future in public speaking.
AG: Moodra dei, puluthi kuzhanthai

puñetón 

A very gay gay dude . Used by Pamela chup.
Me vale verga puñetón me vale verga todo pendejo .

Damn dude you’re such a puñetón for that .
puñetón by Kitty_gurl55 April 26, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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