Dustocrat's definitions
A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.
Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.
by Dustocrat March 20, 2016
Get the Rap Punt Returnmug. White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
by Dustocrat June 7, 2021
Get the Cold Ass Pilgrimmug. White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.
Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim
by Dustocrat June 7, 2021
Get the Cold Ass Pilgrimmug.