puñeta 

This is explaining how puñeta is used only in my country of Puerto Rico. I see many people not giving the right definition when mentioning Puerto Rico.

There are two ways used in P.R.:

1) Puñeta (never with an s on the end) is a vulgar curse word used for expressing frustration, in a sudden moment of scare or used to say "I don't give a damn or shit". Also other words that can replace this expression could be: "carajo, coño, mierda, cojones"
2) A "Puñeta" also refers to the act of masturbation and it also used in plural with an s at the end.

1) "¡Puñeta, no me sale!" (Puñeta, I can't do it!), "¡Puñeta, me asustaste!" (Puñeta, you scared me!), "¡Me importa una puñeta!" (I don't give a shit!)
2) "Me voy a hacer la puñeta." ("I'm going do a Puñeta to myself", I'm going to jerk-off), "Hoy me jalé como 5 puñetas." (Today I masturbated like 5 times)

puñeta by Rickitin May 9, 2020

puñeta 

(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.

Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.

puñeta by Randomidous® January 1, 2006

puñeta 

1.a hand job
2.a fist
3.vulgar interjection similar to "damn" or "fuck"

1. El se dio una puñeta (he gave himself a handjob).

2. Me entraron a puñetasos (they beat me up with punches).

3. Aqui el que manda soy yo, puñeta (I am the boss here dammit)!

puñeta by Mangani Puñeta December 29, 2007

puñeta 

Typically "jerk off" for Mexicans. For Puerto Ricans and Dominicans it's a curse like coño.

Puñeta! I stubbed my toe!

Puñeta coño! I have to fix the car again.

puñeta by h0mi May 3, 2004

puñeta 

A Filipino expression of the same meaning as in Spanish but never reffered to as masturbation. with the same derogatory level with the word "Puta"

"puñeta ka! kausap mo na naman ang querida mo!"

puñeta by niccolo July 24, 2008

puñeta 

puñeta means the same as Coño
Dammit or Fuck... For Dominicans and puerto Ricans

puñeta means the same as Coño

puñeta by Dominicanitaloca June 24, 2004

puÑeta 

jerk off

puÑeta by Anonymous September 26, 2003