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Member of the Cult who follows TJ Smith on YouTube/ect. You can mainly find them on his Twitch Livestreams, as they are his most hardcore fans and usually only hardcore fans show up for livestreams. They founded themselves, but TJ Smith (Their Lord and Savior) DOES know about them. They also have an inner circle of about 10 members, who are in a constant Skype chat. The Dracman is under their command, and he and the Demon Face eat the souls of the enemies of the punkists.
"Am I a punkist?"

"Do you worship your lord and savior TJ Smith?"

"Ummm no."

"Then the Dracman and the Demon Face will eat your soul. Be prepared to experience eternal and forever pain."
Punkist by Bentheidiotgenius June 10, 2013
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puntastic 

A description of an awesome pun or pune
<comedian> Q: What instrument do fish like to play? A: A bass guitar!
<listener> Thats puntastic!
puntastic by mChicago July 14, 2006

puntastic 

When someone makes an amazingly well-placed pun.
T: "No porn is on."

J: "Internet."

T: "But I want the porn the come to me."

J: "Well actually, you're supposed to come to it."

T: "Puntastic!"
puntastic by Chief_13 December 30, 2008
1. A historic bridge enthusiast who enjoys either lobbying for preservation and/or who enjoys visiting and photographing historic bridges. 2. Anyone who enjoys working with or visiting/photographing bridges of any kind.
As a pontist, I was happy to learn that this 1872 iron truss bridge was being restored.
pontist by pcnate January 8, 2010
Someone who accepts TJ Smith as their lord and savior.
"Do you accept TJ Smith as your lord and savior?"
"Yes"
"You are now a Punkist"
Punkist by leabamxo May 18, 2013

PunMister 

A funny, smart, and wise individual with more than 500IQ at minimum. Someones life long dream would to be just like this individual. This wise being is known to be anti-bulli and pro-BlueJollyRancher rancher (as he should). Although very forgiving, he has no mercy against red jolly rancher supporters. If he doesn't act immediately with unimaginable punishment, just know he is planning it as you stand in front of your display. Every, last, breath...

He also lives on Pluto so that's a plus.
Kid: Red jolly rancher isn't *that* bad
PunMister: *bans kid and prepares torture fridge*

Kid: Let's ask PunMister a question, he's very wise and smart.
PunMister: ight
PunMister by PunMister April 20, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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