PunMister

A funny, smart, and wise individual with more than 500IQ at minimum. Someones life long dream would to be just like this individual. This wise being is known to be anti-bulli and pro-BlueJollyRancher rancher (as he should). Although very forgiving, he has no mercy against red jolly rancher supporters. If he doesn't act immediately with unimaginable punishment, just know he is planning it as you stand in front of your display. Every, last, breath...

He also lives on Pluto so that's a plus.

Kid: Red jolly rancher isn't *that* bad
PunMister: *bans kid and prepares torture fridge*

Kid: Let's ask PunMister a question, he's very wise and smart.
PunMister: ight

by PunMister April 20, 2020

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015

Punisher

A person that seeks out band members at a show for the specific goal of asking them details about all the minutiae of recording, playing, writing and/or tells the band member all the details of their own recording, playing or writing.

Keep the back stage door locked, there's a lotta punishers out there tonight.

by delmuerte May 19, 2019

punisher

Someone who talks excessively about subject matter that no one has any interest in, or has talked about it to the point where no one cares any more.

anyone who talks about magic the gathering a.k.a a punisher

by anti punisher November 11, 2010

the punisher

the badest mother fucker ever. recently made into a movie, which kicked so much ass.

Joe,Bob,Mike,Lindsey, and Ben saw the punisher; the exploding cars scene made mike go into convulsions because it was so badass.

by Joe April 27, 2004

Pennsylvania punisher

A beer bong taken in the rectum.

It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.

by Angel Rodriquez November 16, 2007

Pipmister

Someone who eats pills for breakfast; Especially horney pills.

person 1 : 'I had shit loads of horney pills for breakfast this morning, I'm gonna be horney all day now!'
person 2 : 'I didn't know you were a pipmister!'

by spinklewinkle March 20, 2009