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punchin the clown 

for a male to masturbate
johnny punched his clown after the hot date.

Punching The Clown 

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...
Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.
Punching The Clown by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Punching the Clown 

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.
I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.
Punching the Clown by Naughty February 8, 2005

Punching The Clown 

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
Punching The Clown by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005

punching the clown 

Yet another term describing male masturbation.
Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

punching the clown 

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
punching the clown by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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