Punchin' the clown

Im in a sex rut and so I'm punchin' the clown more often.

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punchin the clown

johnny punched his clown after the hot date.

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The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

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To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

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1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

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Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

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The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

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