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To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.
I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.
by Naughty February 08, 2005
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1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
by Kenneth L. October 27, 2005
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The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?
A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.
by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 05, 2018
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