Definitions by Punchline67

punching the clown 

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

punching the clown by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Punching a grumpy 

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

Punching a grumpy by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

podgiarism 

The act of stealing material from one podcast to your own podcast.

That little bastard is the king of podgiarism!

podgiarism by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

Starbucks

The fastest acting laxative on the market today. A $1.80 cup of house coffee will leave you running to the bathroom in a "wired" frenzy.

After a morning cup of Starbucks, Jimmy was off to the races in a wired frenzy searching for the nearest public restroom.

Starbucks by Punchline67 May 3, 2006