4 definitions by Punchline67

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The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.
As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.
by Punchline67 April 22, 2006
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Yet another term describing male masturbation.
Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.
by Punchline67 April 22, 2006
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The fastest acting laxative on the market today. A $1.80 cup of house coffee will leave you running to the bathroom in a "wired" frenzy.
After a morning cup of Starbucks, Jimmy was off to the races in a wired frenzy searching for the nearest public restroom.
by Punchline67 April 22, 2006
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