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Pumi

Pumi is a really humorous individual who is also incredibly foolish at games.

Pumi can be very naive or retarded at times, but he gets the job done despite the fact that he is not a reliable person to rely on like criminality, valorant, and any sort of internet related activities, although since he has these symptoms called dislexia, schizoprenia, and depression and a indiviual
Pumi is a derogatory term used to describe someone with a mental disability or someone who is considered stupid, slow to understand, or ineffective in some way. The adjective pumi is also used to describe something extremely foolish or stupid.
by Sweet_NAvis September 21, 2023
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Pumi

the reincarnation of the 440 pound gorilla, Harambe. Don't mess with him or he'll drown you.
Guy 1: Pumi just stole my girlfriend
Guy 2: dude. just let him have her, you don't wanna get drowned
by OG. GO. G October 16, 2016
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pumit

A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.
Nadia's pumit looks lovely in those trousers.

John spilled wine all over his pumit.

Ryan laughed so hard that he pissed his pumit.
by JeHoot January 3, 2008
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pumit

A word used to descibe the nether regions of a person. A unisex, word, it can be used for both males and females on account of its vagueness. Although it does not refer exclusively to one's genetalia, it is often used euphemistically to describe that area.
Nadia's pumit looks lovely in those trousers.

John spilled wine all over his pumit.

Ryan laughed so hard that he pissed his pumit.
by JeHoot January 3, 2008
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minge-pumice

1) A vagina which is so dry that having sex with it could be likened to pumicing one's penis.

2) A scouring device to remove topical symptoms of STIs such as genital warts from the vulval or vaginal regions. Also for the more vigilant personal hygiene freak.

3) A sex toy for those who like it rough.

4) Used to wear down the hymen before first-time sex.

5) A pumice stone shaped like female genitalia.
1) Her minge was so dry it was like using a minge-pumice.

2) "She's such a filthy skank, she needs a minge-pumice for all her STIs."

3) "God I'm sore this morning, I spent so much time masturbating with my minge-pumice last night."

4) "She had such an indestructible hymen we had to use a minge-pumice to get in there!"

5) "Minge-pumices can be found on aisle 5 along with other feminine hygiene products."
by volcanicvaginas June 12, 2011
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Puminius Plexitus

The origins of the word pumplex, which is commonly seen on Twitter and other social media. To be used as a general insult, similar to words such as dickhead or pussy.

Said to have originated around 50BC and was commonly used as an insult between high class Romans.
"By Jupiter, god of Thunder and the Sky, you sir are a right puminius plexitus!"
by Andfaggins May 18, 2015
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Pumice Cock

A pumice cock is a penis which has been thorougly scrubbed with a pumice rock, because of a recent sexual intercourse with a person whom you believe to have STD's. The act of "pumicing" can be applied to any part of the human body which you believe to be infected, eg. pumice anus.
ok, so i had a beer. Ok, so maybe it was more like 12. Maybe i fucked the dinnerlady from my local high-school. You know, the one who all your friends goaded you about when you were like 9 (lets just say shes no princess).

Waking up in the morning laid next to her, an overwhelming feeling of utter dispair washes over me, just like the STD's washing over my cock. I immediately leap from the bed and make my escape while sleeping beauty rests.

Arriving home i head straight for the bathroom, where i locate the pumice rock. My only logical option is to get busy with the pumice rock on my freshly diseased member.

Friend: "Dude, how many times did you fuck her last night?"
Me: "Seriously! Enough times to warrant a PUMICE COCK!!!!"
by Randy Savage's Bitch October 25, 2005
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