pumis
the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge
pumis by john smith May 13, 2005
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Team Punishment
Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle
Team Punishment by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014
Putisiesta
Püt-tē-sēes-tä
A nap taken by a Spanish-speaking gay man between a day activity and a night activity to re-energize between the two. Typically taken after the day activity and before the night activity, but in rare party-monster instances can be taken after the night activity for a day event. Sometimes taken after work before a night event.
A necessary activity to continue pummeling your body with substances, men and loud repetitive dance music for hours to come.
Same as disco nap, but more demographically specific.
A nap taken by a Spanish-speaking gay man between a day activity and a night activity to re-energize between the two. Typically taken after the day activity and before the night activity, but in rare party-monster instances can be taken after the night activity for a day event. Sometimes taken after work before a night event.
A necessary activity to continue pummeling your body with substances, men and loud repetitive dance music for hours to come.
Same as disco nap, but more demographically specific.
“Where’s David?”
“She left the pool party already. Went to go buy poppers and then going to take a putisiesta before the Cerulean Party tonight”
“She left the pool party already. Went to go buy poppers and then going to take a putisiesta before the Cerulean Party tonight”
Putisiesta by El Joto del apartamento 512 July 15, 2019
My heart pumps piss
My heart pumps piss by rucus7 June 22, 2011
Performance Punishment
Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.
Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.
Performance Punishment by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
pumpism
pumpism by Strawberry03 March 6, 2018
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