pumie 

a very pretty pussy found on a very pretty girl.

He slipped off her skirt, she was wearing thin panties that daintily covered the shape of her beautiful pumie.

pumie by zuluman February 2, 2006

lilliam pumpernickel 

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose

guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG

lilliam pumpernickel by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018

pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.

After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!

pummel the porcelain by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017

Pupienus 

A Roman emperor, one of many known as "The Barracks Emperors" which was a series of emperors who ascended to the throne by staging military coups, and ruled for a short time before themselves being deposed. Pupienus in particular ruled for roughly 2 months from February to May 238 a.d.

His fuckin' name sounds like Poopy Anus, man. Best emperor ever.

Guy #1: Dude I just shat, i have a Pupienus.
Guy #2: You mean you have a fairly insignificant Roman emperor?
Guy #1: Yeah.

Pupienus by Schlong McFondle May 8, 2007

Shit Pumped 

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.

We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.

Shit Pumped by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

fist pumpers 

annoying ass people at dances, all they do is fist pump and get in other peoples way when they are trying to get their twerk on. they all also called anti-twerkers. sometimes try to start a train when other people are too busy twerking.

Jason: How was the dance yesterday?

Dennis: It was horrible, fist pumpers were blocking my girl and me

Jason: That sucks. Well I was throwing my hands in the air and grinding on a girl while some guy was trying grind on me

Dennis: Dude, I think you were the fist pumper

Jason:..........

fist pumpers by "Brian Bui" December 17, 2012

midget pumper 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

midget pumper by det.und August 26, 2005