Pulsesexual

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Pulsesexual is a BEAUTIFUL thing. When you are pulsesexual every creature with a pulse turns you on. If you walk on the street every living creature makes you horny, and you want to fuck it.

Me: Mom, i'm pulsesexual. Mom: It's okay son, so am I. Me: Okay... let's fuck?
You are a pulsesexual bitch. I love it.

Pulsesexual by Pattepik123321 January 21, 2020

Pulsexual

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!

"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"

Pulsexual by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

Related Words

Pulsesexual • PULGASEXUAL • Pulsexual • Puppesexual • Pussisexual • Pussysexual • Pole sexual

Pussisexual

It means someone who attracts to Pussy Cats, sexually!
the correct pronunciation is Po-si-sak-sho-al

Karl is a Pussisexual.

Pussisexual by Shakespeare! July 18, 2021

PULGASEXUAL

LATINE TERM USE TO REFERE AN ATRACTION ONLY FOR LIONEL MESSI

I am pulgasexual

PULGASEXUAL by xyranty February 4, 2022

Pussysexual

the adiction to cats, Or to love cats in a sexual way} Being romantically evolved with a cat.

Dude I was drunk last night and i woke up next to my cat.
-Wow dude...
Yeah I think I might be pussysexual.

Pussysexual by rawr1117 September 30, 2010

Puppesexual

the sexual attraction to puppets

X is attracted to Kermit the frog; they're Puppesexual

Puppesexual by Wiki chimp August 24, 2022

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026