Pulsesexual is a BEAUTIFUL thing. When you are pulsesexual every creature with a pulse turns you on. If you walk on the street every living creature makes you horny, and you want to fuck it.
Me: Mom, i'm pulsesexual. Mom: It's okay son, so am I. Me: Okay... let's fuck?
You are a pulsesexual bitch. I love it.
1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.
Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."