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Pulsesexual

Pulsesexual is a BEAUTIFUL thing. When you are pulsesexual every creature with a pulse turns you on. If you walk on the street every living creature makes you horny, and you want to fuck it.
Me: Mom, i'm pulsesexual. Mom: It's okay son, so am I. Me: Okay... let's fuck?
You are a pulsesexual bitch. I love it.
Pulsesexual by Pattepik123321 January 21, 2020

pepesexual 

"Look I found this rare Pepe"
"Omg that's so hot I'm so pepesexual"
pepesexual by Pepelover069 April 19, 2018

Puppetsexual

Having a sexual attraction to a puppet.

This also includes a marionette and a ventriloquist dummy
God. Dirk is so weird. I'm pretty sure he is Puppetsexual.

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.
1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.
Pumpsexual by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019

Pipesexual 

An individual that derives sexual gratification from high intensity mechanical piping installations.
Fitter 1: "Make sure you put those unions with the direction of flow."
Fitter 2: "That doesnt actually matter"
Fitter 1: "I know but that's how the boss man likes it."
Fitter 2: "Sounds to me that he is a pipesexual fella."
Pipesexual by Ragnar Weldar October 1, 2021

pippasexual 

“I truly want to marry Phillipa Soo. I think i’m pippasexual”
pippasexual by pippcsoo December 27, 2020