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Pulsesexual

Pulsesexual is a BEAUTIFUL thing. When you are pulsesexual every creature with a pulse turns you on. If you walk on the street every living creature makes you horny, and you want to fuck it.
Me: Mom, i'm pulsesexual. Mom: It's okay son, so am I. Me: Okay... let's fuck?
You are a pulsesexual bitch. I love it.
Pulsesexual by Pattepik123321 January 21, 2020

PissSexual 

You are attracted to body fluids that come out of bodies (Semen, Urine, Diarrhea etc)
I am PissSexual I like cum
PissSexual by Nathanman October 7, 2021

publisexual 

A person (usually a man) working in the publishing industry who is OBVIOUSLY gay, but who talks incessantly about his wife and kids.
Girl: I think Brad is SO cute.
Guy: You know he's totally gay, don't you?
Girl: No he's not. He has a wife and 2 kids.
Guy: They're just a beard. He's totally publisexual.
publisexual by Jimperfect June 2, 2009

Pussysexual 

the adiction to cats, Or to love cats in a sexual way} Being romantically evolved with a cat.
Dude I was drunk last night and i woke up next to my cat.
-Wow dude...
Yeah I think I might be pussysexual.
Pussysexual by rawr1117 September 30, 2010

punkisexual 

person who loves they/them only
person:Hey I'm Punkisexual
person:Me too!
punkisexual by DONTBEABLEIST September 24, 2020

presisexual 

When sexually attracted to presidents of the U.S
James: I wanna fuck Barrack Obama fr
Amy: Well then, you're presisexual
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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