Pulpatation

The act of turning something into pulp

I’m studying in the art of pulpatation

Pulpatation by Lilricecake February 26, 2020

heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.

Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .

heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

palpitations 

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

shart palpitations by ck slick June 3, 2009

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Purpitation 

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.

Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!

Purpitation by Khancrete March 6, 2009

Pulpatrating 

when your heart goes boom boom boom when you see someone you like ; dont like ;

omggg i saw Johnny up the blockk yesturday my heart was Pulpatrating

Pulpatrating by Angie Camposano July 1, 2011