pulpitations 

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

pulpitations by QuacksO January 14, 2020

heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.

Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .

heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

palpitations 

An expression of extreme anxiety.

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

shart palpitations by ck slick June 3, 2009

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Purpitation 

To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you don’t want it, and then put it in another section.

Purpitation, is the reason I hate my job!

Purpitation by Khancrete March 6, 2009

poose palpitations 

Heartbeat in the vagina that normal occurs when turned on.

Girl I was texting Trey and he gave me so serious poose palpitations.

poose palpitations by oofc123 November 14, 2018