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heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.
Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .
heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

poose palpitations 

Heartbeat in the vagina that normal occurs when turned on.
Girl I was texting Trey and he gave me so serious poose palpitations.
poose palpitations by oofc123 November 14, 2018

anal palpitations 

See. Emmanuel Blanco
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
anal palpitations by hueleamacho November 8, 2015

anxiety palpitations 

Not quite an anxiety attack, definitely more anxiety than normal. Typically triggered by an outside source such as coffee or tea, and experienced in waves.
I just finished my third trenti cold brew, and damn these anxiety palpitations are hitting.