Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
Get the palpitations mug.Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.
by marlyn c February 23, 2021
Get the heart palpitations mug.the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.
possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.
or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.
or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.
GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.
GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that
by ck slick June 3, 2009
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An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
An uncontrollable craving for anal penetration which most commonly occurs in cases of cock-addict homosexuals. Symptoms can range from mild to severe, but is usually worse when waking up/before going to sleep or when walking into a bar. It can be measured by a male nurse with his meat sphygmomanometer. The area is usually dry, red and irritated and patients prefer treatment with saliva, lubricants or dense human milk
The Real Madrid soccer team is playing, I have anal palpitations that can only be satisfied with a win or a man inside me.
by hueleamacho November 8, 2015
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