pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

pud-whack by Jo May 5, 2005

whack your pud 

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

whack your pud by CherryBom April 28, 2010

pud whacker 

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

pud whacker by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

Pud Whacker 

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.

Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.

Pud Whacker by leebuck2 April 15, 2003

pud wacker 

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

pud wacker by iulawboy July 28, 2004

Pud Whacker 

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard

Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.

Pud Whacker by C:dub April 28, 2003

Pud Whacking 

The art of masterbating.

Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.

Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.

Pud Whacking by BonerDaOne January 20, 2018