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Puddlemelt
Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.
Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.
Puddlemelt by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018
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Puddlebutt
A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.
It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.
Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!
Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020
Puddlejumper
A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.
When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.
Puddlejumper by C. Griffin November 8, 2007
puddleducking
When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack
puddleducking by Onebomb October 25, 2020
puddlecunt
That slut I brought home from the bar last night was a true puddlecunt. Her pussy got so wet during sex she flooded my bed.
puddlecunt by Dick Beeninya October 6, 2018
puddlefucked
Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.
Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."
puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008